wingsandimpalas:

suckerfordeansfreckles:

reallyelegantsharkfish:

watsonshoneybee:

fic writers raise your hands if you like…forget what happens in your own fics

literally as soon as i hit publish, it’s like it never happened

I‘m editing chapters to post (for TMN) and am reading and going like?? Is that?? Did I make these words? They are? Good? They make sense? What does this one even mean – since when do I know this word???

I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t call me out like this

ataricore:

ok so.. apparently there’s a bug going around that it makes you block (or makes it appear that you blocked) your mutuals and that they blocked you in turn. i’m just letting you guys know that if it appears that i blocked you, that is 100% not the case and is just tumblr being funky again.

reblogs are ok and appreciated because holy shit this website is a hellhole

Little Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints moments

rrrawrf:

the-queen-is-off-duty:

  • Befriending someone of the opposite sex and inevitably hearing ¨so when are you getting married?¨. Even though you’re like 16 years old
  • Being completely unfazed that someone in their early twenties is getting married
  • Wearing a plain shirt under a dress that doesn’t have sleeves and shows off your cleavage
  • Men getting excited over ties
  • Getting pumped when that certain member has a talk/bares their testimony cause they’re such good speakers you’d pay to listen to them
  • The awkward silence when someone curses at church or at an activity. Alternatively, the chill laugh when someone does that
  • Walking into institute the moment it starts and leave the moment it ends cause there’s no way you’re talking to anyone
  • Men sometimes getting taught that if they’re righteous they’ll get a beautiful righteous wife, and you just know that you’ll have to kick their ass to get that mindset away
  • Asexual member moment: ¨Wait, y’all look forward to having sex?¨
  • ¨Dude, this guy from the scriptures did some cool things and all but I will fight him when we meet.¨
  • Women going crazy with excitement when Heavenly Mother is mentioned

another asexual member moment: “haha i’m so good at the law of chastity i’ve never had a problem wait now i’m twenty-seven and haven’t kissed anyone and OH THERE’S A WORD FOR THAT?”